Sexy People! I Need Your Votes!

I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY TUTU. WHICH IS WHY I NEED YOUR VOTE!

Yes, I’ve decided to run for president. And, yes, it’s a long road ahead but who cares when you’re having great sex along the way, right?

Okay, let me start that over again. I’m not really running for president. I can’t. I’m originally a Canadian and as much as I’d like to lead the country, and as desperately as y’all need me, they won’t let a crazy foreigner take the reins of power.

So I’m settling for next best. Please vote for me at Divine Caroline. There’s a little box on the right hand side, just under the Search field. Click there, enter you name and email, and boom, you’ve helped one grateful little girl. Okay, so I’m a woman. Alright, an older woman. Just help make me famous. Well sort of famous. Close as I’m going to get.

Please.

You’re the best.

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